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Death Ray

I've finally perfected my death ray. The other mad scientists laughed at me. They said it couldn't be done, that I couldn't make a death ray out of sugar and spice. Clearly they've never seen children under the influence of too much sugar. It's the most powerful drug in the world! I proved them all wrong. I'm ready to unleash my ray unless they make a few changes around here.

Don't worry. I keep my two small children away from my laboratory. We work-at-home mothers know how to balance work and home life.

-Alice

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owlmoose
Jan. 28th, 2006 03:37 am (UTC)
I've finally perfected my death ray.

Congratulations. Can I borrow it sometime? I'd love to take it to the office.
waterowl
Jan. 28th, 2006 11:01 pm (UTC)
Sure, after I've finished taking over the world.
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