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Pulled from plantgirl, owlmoose and cubes

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Waterowl!

  1. In her entire life, waterowl will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
  2. Waterowl is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
  3. To check whether waterowl is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten waterowl will sink, and fresh waterowl will float.
  4. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by waterowl.
  5. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled waterowl!
  6. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat waterowl'!
  7. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of waterowl.
  8. Tradition allows women to propose to waterowl only during leap years!
  9. If the annual Australian waterowl crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times!
  10. Waterowl can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
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I particularly like the last one, but kids, please don't try this at home.

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